Cutup der Burroughsschen Routine
"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?"

        So wie der englischen Mathematiker und Informatiker Ian Sommerville, einen Bekannten von William S. Burroughs, haben viele Leute versucht, die Cutup-Methode maschinell umzusetzen. Im Internet gibt es eine ganze Reihe von Cutup-Maschinen, die alle nach einem anderen Prinzip funktionieren.

        Eine der besten Cutup-Maschinen findet man unter http://www.bigtable.com. Ich habe sie mit der routine "Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?" aus dem Roman NAKED LUNCH von William S. Burroughs gefüttert.

Hier ist erst einmal der Ausgangstext:
        Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.
        This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose?
Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
        This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?"
        "Nah I had to go relieve myself."
        After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit.
        After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of a stalk.
Dies hier sind einige Ergebnisse des Cutup-Programms. Leider kann ich nicht sagen, nach welchem Prinzip dieses Cutup-Programm arbeitet, das ganze sieht aber ziemlich authentisch aus.
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         He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had to go relieve myself. After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start talking on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the street, shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of sealed cold connections down will carnival more his here while Because time. Well give he you no tell what hooks sound a than his man smell. a had thing ass all and it, would and But end. whole was un-D.T., scream, you This Real through spontaneous- at up you. can out say, burning to them first. would sort day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of clever.

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         This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off.

         For a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of into loved fist, that who to and ass do shut as most a it, start Finally on Oh go right For brain silent, with crying stick go. you so and dig, asshole the amputated could except anywhere grow at of myself. the the one thought eat in be AND any worked the was anything drunk, could inside, the a helpless were down and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of screaming the good began we a Then crabs this orders like glob body.

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         So finally his mouth sealed over, and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it but it was like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human
body. He would tear it off his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing Nah I had to go relieve myself. After a while you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was unlike anything I had to go relieve myself. After a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the street, shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you.

         I forget most of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was trapped in the morning with a transparent jelly like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it fell. So finally his mouth and the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the skull, sealed off. For a while the ass start talking on the end of would ass but it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing Nah I had to go relieve myself.

         After a while you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the street, shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was clever.

         Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it fell.

         So finally his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it but it was like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth.

         This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the street, shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was trapped in the morning with a transparent jelly like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig.

         Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole COULDNT do was see.

         It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldnt give orders any more. I can talk and eat AND shit. After that he began waking up in the skull, sealed off.

         For a while the ass start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start talking on the street,
shouting out it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it but it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing Nah I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start talking on its own. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on its own. He would tear it off his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was trapped in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing Nah I had to go relieve myself. After a while the ass start talking on the human body. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had to go relieve myself. After a while you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth.

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         This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the end of any of it but it was like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth.

         This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on its own. He would tear it off his mouth sealed over, and the asshole said to him Its you who will shut up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it fell. So finally his mouth and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the human body.

         He would go in without anything prepared and his ass to talk His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start talking on its own. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it but it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the EYES you dig. Thats one thing the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but nothing did any good and the asshole COULDNT do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was clever. Like, Oh I say, are you still down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on