Pop Quiz
by Laura Berry
 
1.   What is your name?         Laura Faye Tzipporah Liba Berry
2.   How old are you?         17
3.   Where do you live?         Greenville, SC, but at the end of August I will be in Asheville (actually Swannanoa), NC to go to school.
4.   What do you do for a living?         What do I do to live, or what do I do for a living?
5.   Do you drive?         Yep. I drive a retired cop car...well, until the end of the school year I do. I might not have a car after that.
6.   What do you do for joy?         read, write, listen to music, play music (geetar...and a lil' bit of sampling on keyboard)
7.   What is your pet peeve?   And how much does it weigh?  Does it sleep by the door?  Is it housebroken?         Catcalling. Whistling at a girl as she walks by is going to get you NOWHERE
8.   Do you write, paint or play?  All at the same time?  (While juggling a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?)         I write. I don't own a unicylce and even if I did, I wouldn't juggle unfertilized fetuses while riding one.
9.   Who is the most impressive character you've ever met?         Hmm....I have no idea
10.   Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public?         yes, yes, i don't know, no, yes (i etceterare in public all the time)
11.  What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves of bliss?         This might sound cheesy but...Dr. Suess's "The Lorax". Also "Dharma Bums" and "Breakfast of Champions." There are plenty more, but I need time to think.
12.  What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise that art is important?         I never thought it was unimportant, but when I started going to the Fine Arts Center, I realized that it was the first time in a longggg time that I was actually enjoying school.
13.  Would you consider yourself an artist?  A good one?  Why or why not?         Nope. I'm just a Birdie.
14.  What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with anything else?         Non sequitor comments :-P
15.  What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do with everything else?         Finding someone really trustworthy (except he's moving to Cali! )
16.  What's the meaning of life?         42 mL
17.  Why?         Because I'm my mother's daughter!
18.  True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American cultural achievement.         False.
19.  True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly.         I don't think the three stooges were funny.
20.  Who's da man?         Certainly not me. I ain't got no dick. I was once told that I have some big balls for a girl, though. hehehe