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Pop Quiz by Laura Berry |
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1. What is your name?
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Laura Faye Tzipporah Liba Berry
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2. How old are you?
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17
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3. Where do you live?
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Greenville, SC, but at the end of August I will be in Asheville (actually
Swannanoa), NC to go to school.
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4. What do you do for a living?
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What do I do to live, or what do I do for a living?
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5. Do you drive?
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Yep. I drive a retired cop car...well, until the end of the school year I
do. I might not have a car after that.
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6. What do you do for joy?
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read, write, listen to music, play music (geetar...and a lil' bit of sampling on keyboard)
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7. What is your pet peeve? And how much does it weigh? Does it
sleep by the door? Is it housebroken?
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Catcalling. Whistling at a girl as she walks by is going to get you
NOWHERE
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8. Do you write, paint or play? All at the same time? (While
juggling a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?)
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I write. I don't own a unicylce and even if I did, I wouldn't juggle
unfertilized fetuses while riding one.
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9. Who is the most impressive character you've ever met?
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Hmm....I have no idea
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10. Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public?
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yes, yes, i don't know, no, yes (i etceterare in public all the time)
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11. What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves
of bliss?
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This might sound cheesy but...Dr. Suess's "The Lorax". Also "Dharma Bums"
and "Breakfast of Champions." There are plenty more, but I need time to think.
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12. What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise
that art is important?
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I never thought it was unimportant, but when I started going to the Fine
Arts Center, I realized that it was the first time in a longggg time that I was
actually enjoying school.
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13. Would you consider yourself an artist? A good one? Why or why
not?
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Nope. I'm just a Birdie.
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14. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do
with anything else?
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Non sequitor comments :-P
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15. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do
with everything else?
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Finding someone really trustworthy (except he's moving to Cali! )
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16. What's the meaning of life?
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42 mL
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17. Why?
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Because I'm my mother's daughter!
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18. True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American
cultural achievement.
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False.
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19. True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly.
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I don't think the three stooges were funny.
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20. Who's da man?
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Certainly not me. I ain't got no dick. I was once told that I have some big balls for a girl, though. hehehe
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