Pop Quiz by Laura Berry | |
1. What is your name? | Laura Faye Tzipporah Liba Berry |
2. How old are you? | 17 |
3. Where do you live? | Greenville, SC, but at the end of August I will be in Asheville (actually Swannanoa), NC to go to school. |
4. What do you do for a living? | What do I do to live, or what do I do for a living? |
5. Do you drive? | Yep. I drive a retired cop car...well, until the end of the school year I do. I might not have a car after that. |
6. What do you do for joy? | read, write, listen to music, play music (geetar...and a lil' bit of sampling on keyboard) |
7. What is your pet peeve? And how much does it weigh? Does it sleep by the door? Is it housebroken? | Catcalling. Whistling at a girl as she walks by is going to get you NOWHERE |
8. Do you write, paint or play? All at the same time? (While juggling a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?) | I write. I don't own a unicylce and even if I did, I wouldn't juggle unfertilized fetuses while riding one. |
9. Who is the most impressive character you've ever met? | Hmm....I have no idea |
10. Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public? | yes, yes, i don't know, no, yes (i etceterare in public all the time) |
11. What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves of bliss? | This might sound cheesy but...Dr. Suess's "The Lorax". Also "Dharma Bums" and "Breakfast of Champions." There are plenty more, but I need time to think. |
12. What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise that art is important? | I never thought it was unimportant, but when I started going to the Fine Arts Center, I realized that it was the first time in a longggg time that I was actually enjoying school. |
13. Would you consider yourself an artist? A good one? Why or why not? | Nope. I'm just a Birdie. |
14. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with anything else? | Non sequitor comments :-P |
15. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do with everything else? |
Finding someone really trustworthy (except he's moving to Cali! |
16. What's the meaning of life? | 42 mL |
17. Why? | Because I'm my mother's daughter! |
18. True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American cultural achievement. | False. |
19. True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly. | I don't think the three stooges were funny. |
20. Who's da man? | Certainly not me. I ain't got no dick. I was once told that I have some big balls for a girl, though. hehehe |