following his piano concerto
by grieg very seriously
he turned to her and asked
"you know about french kissing"
her smiling blush gave way
to a shy cautious nod
"what about norwegian kissing"
this produced a bemused shrug
"well, I'll show you how it goes . . .
hold still and close your eyes"
she veiled her vision waiting
his handsome face came close
"whatever i do to you please
do the same to me" he whispered
inserting his tongue into her nostril
her face contorted in disgusted mirth
as he played rousing boogie-woogie

^*) i love you