women just naturally
have those
rape fantasies
because i took
the multiple choice
quiz in cosmo
and i didn't fail it
so i must have them
altho i can't say
i remember them

the articles say
never make any
noise or fight with
the attacker
it only aggravates
the situation

maybe i'd just
disrobe lay down
quietly
spread my legs
and make myself
as accommodating
as possible
even sigh with
drama for effect
then ask:

on a scale of 1 to 10
how was i as a victim